Welcome to the Naked Dancing Llama(tm) homepage! Click on Naked Dancing Llama(tm) above for a press-release like explanation.

Put simply: He's cheaper than psychotherapy,
and he also licks people's faces.

Obligatory llama dancing naked. Note the equisite style with which he deftly turns his head; the light prance in his demeanor as he lightly tosses his feet into the air.

The Llama Lisa, DaVinci's secret first draft.

This page is presented in lean, mean, medium aqua marine, as always. Read NDL's advice to netsurfers like you in the Nakedbox Remember to get your glowing llama shirt and to join FONDL! See NDL's Advice to the Stars in a peanut spitting game! Then see what else is Naked and New!

Atmospheric music:
The Peanut Spitter song, Jamaican Version

Click on the link above if you wish to know the lyrics.

Use the menu above to find out about NDL's advice which will help YOU to reach a llama like peace.

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Once you are filled with his wisdom, help support him for his run for President of the United States!!

Link with this graphic to support NDL for President!

Please help out NDL's sponsors below, especially the neat glowing T-shirts.