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Begin your frolicking adventures here!
The NDL's classic wisdom, as handed down from the Supreme Llama.
He's cheaper than psychotherapy, and he also licks people's faces!
Friends of the Naked Dancing Llama (like you!)
"Peanut Spitter!" Sing along and listen to the many different versions!
Dance dance dance like a llama would! NDL for President 2004!
Just because he is naked, doesn't mean you have to be!
See all the fine publications which have learned to frolic like a llama would.
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Some restrictions on frolicking may apply in your state.
Do not frolic past "GO." Do not collect 200 peanuts.
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