The affair that couldn't happen
NDL speaks out on NDL/Intern rumors before they spread
"Frolickers, I must speak out on a matter of most importance.
Up until this point, I thought it was assumed that I, as a Naked Dancing
Llama, was naked in the pure, spiritual sense. This has been undermined
by perverts and even those currently in the Presidential office. Because
of this, I am forced to reveal my innermost secret, that I, as a young
llama, was neutered. So it is impossible for me to have an affair with
anyone. Unless there was an implant, but I wouldn't be naked then, would
I?
Okay. Return to frolicking.