The affair that couldn't happen

NDL speaks out on NDL/Intern rumors before they spread

"Frolickers, I must speak out on a matter of most importance. Up until this point, I thought it was assumed that I, as a Naked Dancing Llama, was naked in the pure, spiritual sense. This has been undermined by perverts and even those currently in the Presidential office. Because of this, I am forced to reveal my innermost secret, that I, as a young llama, was neutered. So it is impossible for me to have an affair with anyone. Unless there was an implant, but I wouldn't be naked then, would I?

Okay. Return to frolicking.

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