NDL sees Macarena as Middle East Savior
Picure (C) 1996 CNN
"The macarena is the most effective tactical weapon ever
concieved. - NDL
Naked Dancing Llama, advice giving llama who is running
for President, announced
today a new tactic to secure peace in Middle Eastern Nations. Dubbed the
"macarena manuever", it would involve strategic dropping of several
thousand loudspeakers in enemy territories. Then, at a perscribed moment, the
Marcarena would be broadcast full blast on repeat until such time all citizens were
The Macarena would be broadcast at 140 db, the same volume of a jet plane
taking off. It would first penetrate the cochlea, then move onto the ear drum,
until the pulsing sensations would move directly to the brain causing what has
become to be known as the macarena response, the typical dance associated
with the song. As the helpless Middle Eastern soldiers danced uncontrollably,
peace would then be restored by the United Nations, having had already been
overexposed and desensitized to the macarena response.
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