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Here he is, the Internet's only tangoing, peanut-spitting, advice giving llama, in his ferrari.

Since his birth on the net in fall 1995 (November 10, 1995 is going to be the official "Naked Dancing Birthday", FONDLers), NDL has given advice to hundreds of netsurfers regarding everything from their personal lives to complex math problems. His urges to help out mankind has prompted him to run for President of the United States, in this and subsequent elections.
You can ask NDL for advice through this handy form provided by a freaky high schooler by the name of dirt. "Dirt" is quoted as saying, "Too much Naked Dancing llama is like too much kiwi-strawberry Snapple, it just can't happen."

NDL has gone on to provide music to frolic to to the masses, in the MP3 format, and has brought his Caretaker along for the ride. Plans exist, even, for a Naked Dancing Llama movie! Stay tuned and frolic always.

Begin your frolicking adventures here!
The NDL's classic wisdom, as handed down from the Supreme Llama.
He's cheaper than psychotherapy, and he also licks people's faces!
Friends of the Naked Dancing Llama (like you!)
"Peanut Spitter!" Sing along and listen to the many different versions!
Dance dance dance like a llama would! NDL for President 2004!
Just because he is naked, doesn't mean you have to be!
See all the fine publications which have learned to frolic like a llama would.
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This page is presented in lean, mean, medium aqua marine. And you thought it was just for your 8th grade health room wall.
The Naked Dancing Llama™ is a trademark of Christopher J. Feyrer. Materials on this site ©1996-2001 Christopher J. Feyrer aka Caretaker of the Llama.
Some restrictions on frolicking may apply in your state.
Do not frolic past "GO." Do not collect 200 peanuts.
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And while you are at it, find the cure to cancer.