Bob Dole appeared on Larry King Live with his wife Elizabeth Dole a few
days ago. His wife had already emphatically announced her support for George
W. Bush for President. Dole, however, was tight lipped.
Rumor mills indicate that Dole may be considering joining the Frolicking ticket and sponsoring NDL for President.
""Bob Dole frolicks! Bob Dole doesn't lick things unless he really means it!" he has reportedly told confidants within the White House, while sporting very little amounts of clothing and doing something resembling a tango.
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